I Will Endure And I Will Overcome

allons-y-doctor-who: Andrew Scott – All of Jim Moriarty

Sat, 18 May 2013 03:17:53 -0400

Andrew Scott – All of Jim Moriarty

Top picture: BBC’s Sherlock, Benedict Cumberbatch. Very...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:19:24 -0400

Top picture: BBC’s Sherlock, Benedict Cumberbatch. Very very hot… i fall asleep listening to Sherlock.

Bottom picture: I went to a bar January 1st with a friend and she said a guy friend was coming to drink with us. I said whatever, busied myself with my drink and ignored what was going on… Then I looked up and this guy was sitting next to her. My jaw dropped and went to make sure I didn’t look like a mess. My friend ended up getting trashed to where we pretty much had to carry her out. We got back to her place and went outside to smoke and I asked him if he’d ever seen Sherlock or knew who Cumberbatch was. He said no. I told him he looked like him and that he was bangin hot. After THAT we made excuses to leave. Then we got nasty in the back seat of his truck.

What was even better was that I asked him to say random lines from Sherlock with an English accent. And he did.

The nest day my friend was pissed at me because she liked him, technically she claimed him. But you know what? That kind of dibs is null and void if you get shit faced trashed and and can’t maintain composure or hold your liquor. I usually get all trashed but I SAY GODDAMN! Look at the kid! I won that night.

My first day of the new year was amazing. So even if I have a shitty year I can still look back to the night I banged a Cumberbatch lookalike.

I can’t find my wedding ring. It’s somewhere in this house. I’ll never find...

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:31:08 -0400

I can’t find my wedding ring. It’s somewhere in this house. I’ll never find it.

Dammit.

"Hope springs a kernel."

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:33:23 -0400

““Hope springs a kernel.””

- Denny Crane

I love my family, I really do. And I know everyone was waiting for my cousin to finally get married...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 14:40:44 -0400

I love my family, I really do. And I know everyone was waiting for my cousin to finally get married and finally have her first child. I am happy for her but holy shit. EVERY GORRAM MONTH she posts this happy x-month birthday. And then post a bajillion pictures of the baby.

Ugh. I don’t want to see this anymore. It’s making her first birthday, which is next month (and I know this because today’s post is about her 11 month old springing from her loins), less exciting and less meaningful.

And I’m an asshole.

simplydalektable: lysnk2: heartthrobbstark: i read this interesting fact the other day that...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 04:00:22 -0400

simplydalektable:

lysnk2:

heartthrobbstark:

i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust

THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.

i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read

Things I miss

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 03:48:37 -0400

California Poppies
The Ocean
votive candles
Kombucha
herb gardens
Sand in my toes
The look he gave me before he would leave the room
curling my hair
wearing shorts and boots
reading in the sun
eating sprouts
making almond milk
light bugs
finger painting
playing with a curly phone cord
Star Wars for Nintendo
shoes that light up
farmers market
making a tiny cake with a light bulb
avoiding sidewalk cracks
laying in the grass without being afraid of getting pants ants
holding a ukulele like I know how to play more that one song
cartwheels
getting flowers
picking flowers
putting tiny flowers in a cup
gazing out of an open window on a breezy day
day dreaming in a hammock
firecrackers
sparklers
chalk
bubbles
cloud watching
eating frost from the freezer
construction paper and safety scissors
bike riding
little red wagons
roller skating
rainbow stickers
bubble baths
wearing a robe
band aides with pictures because they make me feel better
getting my hand stuck stealing tomatoes through a chain link fence

I just love this quote. It’s so easily overlooked, seen...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 02:56:23 -0400

I just love this quote. It’s so easily overlooked, seen as unimportant, until you see the prequels. Because then you realize how utterly true and heartbreaking that phrase is. “He died about the same time your father did.” Meaning that Obi-Wan, that is, everything that made him who he was, his faith, his joy, his light, was murdered, killed, at the same time that Anakin was lost to the Dark Side. When Anakin became Vader, Obi-Wan became Ben. Anakin and Obi-Wan died together on that planet. Only Vader and Ben left it alive. One full of hate and darkness, the other a broken shell that was merely existing, not even really living. These two men were so deeply entwined, so bonded together in the force, that when one died, so did the other. That is the real definition of true love.

My best friend

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 01:26:00 -0400

She likes to make it awkward when I have to poop by standing outside the door shaking the knob saying “I have a key to every door in this house!”Then leaving and comes back with said key and busts through the door screaming “Is it awkward yet?!” and forcing her butt in my face while I punch her in her butt and then she ends laughing too much and ends up having to pee. Which is bad news for her because I’m still in the bathroom.

Dat face

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 21:27:33 -0400

Dat face

thefrogman: Vader’s Little Princess by Jeffrey Brown...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 19:20:22 -0400

thefrogman:

Vader’s Little Princess by Jeffrey Brown [amazon]

[h/t: thephobia]

Rukatokuariarika

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 18:39:54 -0400

Rukatokuariarika

"Watching SNL with my mom, Vince Vaughn hosting and talking to a girl in the audience. Mom: If I was..."

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 17:54:38 -0400

“Watching SNL with my mom, Vince Vaughn hosting and talking to a girl in the audience.
Mom: If I was standing next to him like that I would grab his butt.
Me: …. me too.”

cumberverse: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: ineffableboyfriend...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 14:23:47 -0400

cumberverse:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

ineffableboyfriends:

ineffableboyfriends:

So I was talking to my friends and we were saying how nice it would be if the Sherlock fandom had a sign to represent ourselves. Today, I think we found it. Basically, on set today (and this is NOT a spoiler because they weren’t filming him), Benedict kept making this sign for no apparent reason. It’d be a lot of fun if we used this with each other! :D

Here is what i’m talking about:

And to start things off (photo courtesy of trippingovercobblestone):

can we call it the sign of the real

I’m on board

The Similes of Louis C. K. by Taylor Mali

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 13:41:34 -0400

Standing up from a sitting position
first requires creating momentum,
like trying to rock an old Honda
out of a snow bank.

Putting on my socks in the morning
is like trying to fold a bowling ball in half.

Men look at women like cakes in windows.

A guy on a first date has no actual personality;
he’s a mishmash of different kinds of dudes
for a couple seconds each,
with no cohesion, like a ransom note
cut out of a lot of different magazines.

My asshole is loose, like the waistband
of old pajama bottoms, like a garbage bag
full of leaves that no one tied closed,
puking leaves back onto the lawn
with every wisp of wind, kicked
by some kid walking home
who had a bad day at middle school.
“Rats.”

boykitty: Lemony Snicket’s short letters for his dead ex...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 13:13:28 -0400

boykitty:

Lemony Snicket’s short letters for his dead ex fiancee written in his books “A Series of Unfortunate Events”

bryko: Reminder that the following shows are coming to Netflix instant tomorrow Adventure...

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 01:56:59 -0400

bryko:

Reminder that the following shows are coming to Netflix instant tomorrow

Adventure Time
Regular Show
Samurai Jack
Johnny Bravo
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Dexter’s Lab
Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends
Powerpuff Girls
The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated
Chowder
Ed Edd and Eddy
Generator Rex
Boondocks
Venture Bros
Squidbillies
Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Apparently I still have a heart.

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 02:18:07 -0400

I didn’t think I did because it was ripped out after a phone call on Tuesday prompting me to move out of this state.

Then I got a text from that person and I felt thuds in my chest,

I think they’re phantom heartbeats though. I still feel hollow.

Everyone says ignoring someone is the best way to to get back at them. I think the best way is to...

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 01:43:45 -0400

Everyone says ignoring someone is the best way to to get back at them. I think the best way is to find them and just start fuckin judo chopping.

Minato drinks with his paws. This cup has been next to me all...

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 15:09:34 -0400

Minato drinks with his paws. This cup has been next to me all night. He’s probably had his paws all up in my cup while I was sleeping.